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troutdaddy420
By: troutdaddy420
Mood: high
Date: 07/08/2006 04:51:53
Music: Ministry "NWO"


POST YOUR BEST PAINTBALL JOKE HERE!!!!

How do you get a Professional Paintball player off your front porch...? Pay him for the pizza you ordered.

What is the difference between a Professional Paintball player and a Large Pepperoni Pizza...? The pizza can feed a family of four.




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From: troutdaddy420
12/28/2006 21:21:09

Paintball and Golf are very similar.

They both involve the participants spending large amounts of money on high-tech equipment and colorful clothing so you and your friends can chase a little ball through the outdoors.  

The difference is that in Golf you put the ball in the hole... in Paintball you put the ball on your friend. 

From: troutdaddy420
08/10/2006 20:40:55
How many Tournament Players does it take to screw in a light bulb...?

At least two... one to screw it in and one to complain about how they could have done it faster and better.



From: FreakeyStyley
07/08/2006 13:47:41
How many paintballers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wrong question. How much it'll cost you is what you should've said. Yeah, I know it's lame.








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